Sounds familiar? Almost a love story as in the quintessential wedding vow. It is usually that death do us part. But it would be too morbid. Rather, a bigger problem is now farts. This blog will examine what the FART is happening to us in a world of human expunging methane on a daily basis. And it will chronicle the innumerable sufferings that I have been subjected to daily when people farts inordinately and deadly.
fartology 